All relationships go through different phases of “comfort-level” – you know what I mean….those phases of “I’m comfortable enough to do THIS in front of him but not THAT” kind of comfort-levels. It dawned on me yesterday when I was sitting on the toilet peeing as my ex-boyfriend walked naked into the living room – we have gone through all the comfort-levels possible and why don’t I write about them? LOL So here they are – see if you don’t agree!! When you first start dating someone, you are on your best behavior. No burping, no farting, no picking your nose, peeing only when the door is shut and absolutely no pooping within each other’s vicinity. You get undressed and dressed in the dark. After you’ve been seeing each other for a couple weeks, the guy is ok to fart in the woman’s presence and he’s probably burping too. He’s still going outside or upstairs or downstairs or around the corner to fart if it’s really stinky. Pooping is still not done within each othe...
A journey for love and the "Exotic Penis".