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a Girl’s Heart.....

the evolution of a girl's heart and vagina..... When you’re 6 years old, you’re still peeing in the bushes with boys, playing the tickle game and going on bike rides together. When you’re 8 years old, you’re going to your first sleep-overs and talking about which boys have the most cooties. When you’re 10 years old, you’re experiencing your first head-over-heels Oh My God I Just Want To Do Him Even Though I Don’t Know What “Do-ing” Means crush. And you’ve sprouted gigantic boobs which subjects you to lame “pass her in the aisle with your palms up” feel-ups in the library stacks. When you’re 12 years old, you’re beginning to wonder what it would be like to put something besides a tampon inside your vagina. You’re also convinced you are the only girl in the seventh grade who has NOT yet been kissed….after all, you hear there are some sluts who are kissing boys’ penises in the hallowed-out tires on the playground (I went to Catholic school, give me a break). When you’re 13 ...