Confessions of a Loveaholic...

Realizing not too long ago that I posted about how to effectively and efficiently break up with your Ex and stay broken up with him, there is no reason why, a few months later, you can’t take him on as a POA [Piece of Ass]. Here’s why… You will see the man in a clear light – no longer deluded or blinded by love or emotional feelings, you will see him for what he truly is: a piece of ass to screw and send out the door. There is no friendship involved, no favors, no compromising of yourself to sleep with him. He finds his own way to your house according to your schedule. You will no longer accommodate his every need. When he tells you that he has two girls who want to date him and are willing to drive him around everywhere (because the stupid douche bag just got his second DUI) encourage him to please date them – because you sure as hell don’t want to! Then inquire if those girlfriends will drop him off at your house for a piece of ass. Because you no longer love him, you don’t c...

Have you ever broken up with someone and after it was all said and done, you had ten more things you wish you would have said but never did? Allow me. I have gone through every man I have ever had any kind of relationship with and included him in the Ultimate Dear John letter. Dear John, After serious contemplation, I have decided that continuing this relationship with you is really not in my best interest. No, I am not concerned with what might be best for you because frankly, you never gave a shit if draining me financially was what was best for me. I also don’t think you were too concerned about my age until you thought that you could get arrested for fucking me – maybe you should have thought about that before you, as a 24 year old, agreed to go to a 17 year old’s prom. You didn’t seem to show too much concern when your cunt-ass ex-girlfriend egg’d my house – why would I care if I’m a sophomore dumping a senior? Can you really blame me for getting tired of you collecting acti...