Confessions of a Loveaholic...

Here’s what I don’t understand. A man is interested in a woman. Yet he does everything he can, so it seems, to push her away, piss her off or avoid taking the chance of a relationship, but he still expects her to jump at his beckon call when he decides he’s horny or none of his buddies want to go drinking. WHAT?! What the hell is wrong with you guys? How would YOU feel if someone never talked to you or stayed in touch and then said, “Hey – why don’t you come over tomorrow and spend the night and we’ll get naked.” Or “Hey – I’m horny – what can you do about that?” Ok – wait – I forgot, I’m talking about men. You guys don’t care; if it’s a chance at pussy, you’ll take it. Well, allow me to explain why chicks who have any bit of self-respect will be turning you down. We require attention. I don’t mean 100 texts an hour attention, but you need to stay in touch with us if you so desire access to the pussy. Save your excuses. I don’t care if you’re stressed, working, watching a chi...

Everywhere I look, there are “guides” to understanding women (please note, there aren’t NEARLY as many for understanding men). The underlying theme seems to be that women are confusing, you can’t figure them out and it’s hopeless so pretty much just keep your mouth shut, go with the flow and deal with it. Give me a break. We are not complicated creatures. Where you stand up to pee, we sit. You have a key and we have the lock. Our chests droop more than yours. That’s just about it. I’ve dated men who are FAR more emotional than any chick could be. Men will say that women are irrational, impossible to understand, start arguments for no reason, blah blah blah. If men would just pause for a moment and think about the consequences of their actions, as women do, we could all get along a lot better. From the perspective of a 27 year old woman, we are not that complicated. Pause for a moment and think about what a man wants from a relationship, if you can ( I'll wait..)....

vs. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk it out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to be home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. G...