Have you ever broken up with someone and after it was all said and done, you had ten more things you wish you would have said but never did? Allow me. I have gone through every man I have ever had any kind of relationship with and included him in the Ultimate Dear John letter. Dear John, After serious contemplation, I have decided that continuing this relationship with you is really not in my best interest. No, I am not concerned with what might be best for you because frankly, you never gave a shit if draining me financially was what was best for me. I also don’t think you were too concerned about my age until you thought that you could get arrested for fucking me – maybe you should have thought about that before you, as a 24 year old, agreed to go to a 17 year old’s prom. You didn’t seem to show too much concern when your cunt-ass ex-girlfriend egg’d my house – why would I care if I’m a sophomore dumping a senior? Can you really blame me for getting tired of you collecting acti...
A journey for love and the "Exotic Penis".