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If you want to date me...

The following are the basic rules that are needed to begin a fruitful relationship. In my opinion, to exclude one of these rules is to settle with a less than worthy man.

These are the rules to dating a woman like me.... 1.Be gainfully employed.

2.Have no criminal record or DUI(s)

3.Have a healthy, positive relationship with your family.

4.Have a college education

5.Pay your bills.

6.Not be abusive – mentally, verbally or physically.


7.Not have a drinking or drug problem.


8.Be supportive without being domineering, be loving and caring without being needy or suffocating.


9.Appreciate and encourage my career and interests.


10.Be great in bed.


I’ve been told by many men that “sometimes you just make mistakes” (DUI or criminal record). “The economy has really sucked, I just can’t find anything/make enough money” (be gainfully employed/pay your bills). “I just can’t get close enough to you” (suffocating – as in glued to the side of my hip while sitting on the sofa or sleeping in bed). Blah blah blah. Every excuse in the book for why they don’t meet all these criteria. Do you want to know how many relationships of mine have worked with men who didn’t meet all of these criteria? Zip. Nada. Zero. Zilch.

But to all you pessimistic people who think my list is shit, I say every woman should use it as her bible. Because when you find the guy who meets all of these criteria: Has a job and has always had a steady work history, is athletic but not manorexic, has a great sociable personality, no criminal record/DUI, have a great relationship with his parents and younger brothers, is college educated, pays his bills, is the most courteous and sweet man you’ve ever met, isn’t waking up at 3 p.m. every day to start his daily drunk, is not at all suffocating even when you’ve spent five of the last six evenings with him, admires your college education and career and is absolutely the best sex you have ever had in your entire freaking life, is 6’4” and he’s only 36??? So What??! Screw the age gap and grab on with two hands – this is the guy for you!


Yes ladies, you can find him – it may take three years and random circumstances causing you to meet, but you will find that great guy and you will realize that he’s the reason you’ve held out and didn’t settle for the jerk who screwed you over all the time, or the guy who chewed his food like a girl or the guy who was completely psychotic. And what’s more – as much as you like having your space and independence, it will not even dawn on you to say “No, I really need a night to myself” when he asks repeatedly to see you almost every night. Because you just can’t get enough of him. You will want to see him as much as he wants to see you. You will have a great balance of evenings alone with him as well as evenings out with all the gang. Believe me...you will just know and feel that he is the one worth spending time with.

Now, I am off to go look for the man that reaches and exceeds these requirements...
Have a Good Weekend!!! 

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