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30 Things Every Woman Should Quit Doing By 30

Knowing that 30 is two years away from me there are something that I have begun to take heed to. Things that will keep me in check and on the path that I need to be for a "better me". Below is the list of no-nos for women after 30. After the jump, 30 things every women should stop doing once she turns 30. 


I've made this a memo in my Blackberry so that I can work toward this daily. Add whatever you need to make this list realistic for you.... 



1. Buying clothes from the junior section.-- your a grown up and they have PETITE woman sections in most stores.


2. Forgetting her parents’ birthdays.


3. Making out with her BFFs at bars for attention.


4. Making out with her boyfriend at bars for attention.


5. Filling her bed with stuffed animals (really, even one is too many).


6. Carrying a torch for anyone she hasn’t seen in the last five years.


7. Rebelling against her parents for the sake of rebelling against her parents.


8. Declaring an entire gender “all jerks.”


9. Holding a grudge against anyone who wronged her in high school.


10. Skipping regular gyno exams.


11. Going to bed without washing and moisturizing her face.


12. Being “that person” who had a bit too much to drink at the office party.


13. Crushing on Justin Bieber or any other superstar. Admire someone but "crushing" is a no-no


14. Thinking she’s got it all figured out.


15. Having unsafe sex with your "jumpoff" 


16. Engaging in sibling rivalry.


17. Trying to get by on her looks.


18. Living paycheck to paycheck.


19. Expecting a man/knight in shining armor to swoop in and save her.


20. Aimlessly jumping from job to job.


21. Using MySpace or Facebook to pick up guys.


22. Expecting a man to do all the wooing.


23. Wishing she had someone else’s life.


24. Expecting everyone to drop everything because it’s her birthday ...


25. ... or because her “boyfriend” of two weeks dumped her.


26. Measuring her self-worth by a number on the scale.


27. Being cheap.


28. Quitting a job without having a new one lined up first (especially in this economy!).


29. Blaming her mother for all her issues.


30. Romanticizing her 20s.



Life presents you lessons. Its on you if you take notes or not.
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